i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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