dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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