How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
