It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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