all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
