Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Maybe he injected his testicle?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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