If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I just blew my weed a kiss
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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