We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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