Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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