my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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