There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
last night I used snow as a chaser
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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