it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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