your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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