3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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