I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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