I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My vagina just clenched in fear
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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