dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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