sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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