Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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