Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
sex in a hospital.. check
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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