They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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