Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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