went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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