Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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