yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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