What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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