Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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