beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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