this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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