okay pat passed out under dana's car
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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