i can't believe i had my finger in that
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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