I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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