She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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