I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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