So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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