Non-Jews are for practice
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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