haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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