have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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