It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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