Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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