I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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