I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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