i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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