I just pynch a tree in the face
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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