Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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