How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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