Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize