would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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