just come out here and I will go home with you...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm too high and old for this...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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