So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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