The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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