Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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