I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
he thought i was a dude.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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