If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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