I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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