all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Success! We fucked roommates!
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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