This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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