If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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