but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
